Nerdgasms For All

sexbangs:

what nsp video should i gif next?

Manticore?

flushedand-blushing:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

All this

My dad and uncles have this thing where when the kids fall, they’ll say “safe” like in baseball. 9 times out of then, they’ll get up, say “safe” back and go on playing. They don’t react until the kid starts crying.

(Source: kaliskadyami, via fantastic-nonsense)

jUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT
RUBY ROSE / VOL 2 CHAPTER 1

checkmater:

JUSTICE WILL BE SWIFT

JUSTICE WILL BE PAINFUL

AND IT WILL BE

DELICIOOOOOUUUS!!

YEAAAAHHH

copyright of roosterteeth

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fell-into-the-pit said: My parents told me that when I was a baby they would hear a lady singing to me through the baby monitor.

unexplained-events:

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy, via wtfisthinprivilege)

harshwhimsy:

radicalapollo:

thenimbus:

vriska:

im gonna punch myself in the face oh my god

Omfg

And, for the record, asterisk. 8 letter long.

i feel so doze what the fuck

Its starting to get to the point where I feel that hussie didn’t plan any of this, that he just wrote from train of thought and whatever happened, happened.

harshwhimsy:

radicalapollo:

thenimbus:

vriska:

im gonna punch myself in the face oh my god

Omfg

And, for the record, asterisk. 8 letter long.

i feel so doze what the fuck

Its starting to get to the point where I feel that hussie didn’t plan any of this, that he just wrote from train of thought and whatever happened, happened.

(Source: documentscratch, via fishing-on-a-cloud)

autocartoons:

Stylized Stocking on the beach

autocartoons:

Stylized Stocking on the beach

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socialjusticemalarkey:

vladimirnootin:

bigbosssnorlax:

SUPER FORGOTTEN JUNKIEOh thanks

THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM.

They Call me the Cold Hot Dog
fuuuun

Super Pussy D’Stroyah

socialjusticemalarkey:

vladimirnootin:

bigbosssnorlax:

SUPER FORGOTTEN JUNKIE
Oh thanks

THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM.

They Call me the Cold Hot Dog

fuuuun

Super Pussy D’Stroyah

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

a-daks:

boomgoestherynamite:

Heads up Rooster Teeth tumblr fandom. Gavin just upset some of us on the latest RT Podcast..

Prepare yourself.. :L

He made fun of the whiny shitheads all over this site. Nothing personal.

If that’s a sin then I’m goddamn Satan.

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oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

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adamz3r0:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

This film answered the age old question “How do you make Beyonce more sassy?” Answer: Put Nathan Lane to be her sass twin. 

And it was glorious.

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